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The latest music sensation “TONTO” has just released her latest single titled “Jeje” produced by Jospo. After her previous singles “Its Over” and “Hi” released in October 2012, she is set to prove her mettle with this groovy tune with an up tempo beat and nice vocal rendition. “Poko”, as she is also known is set to carve a niche for herself in the Nigerian music industry. Watch out for her in 2013.
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Akpors went to his pastor, knelt down and
began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have
sinned.
Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess
what exactly you did? God Almighty will
forgive you.
Akpors: (sobbing), Pastor I committed
adultery with several of the female church
members.
Pastor : can you mention their names and
how many times you slept with each of
them?
You see, for your forgiveness to be complete,
you need to mention them, so that we can
also pray for them….
Akpors: Aaaah Pastor I can’t, I am ashamed.
Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after
service, we will go to the church entrance
together and watch members come out, once
anyone you have slept with comes out, just
say “pau”. If it is once you slept with her. The
Number of times you say ‘pau’ will indicate
the Number of times you slept with that
particular person.
And so they went to the church
entrance.
Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.
Akpors: Pau. Pau
Pastor: The Lord forgive you.
Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible.
Akpors: Pau
Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.
A choir member passes singing;
Akpors: Pau pau pau
Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
Pastor’s wife passes by and Akpors goes off
like a machine gun: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau………… …….
Pastor: #fainted#
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